Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Anybody Want to Go to a Cub's Game Saturday?

Do you ever exchange emails with groups of friends? This is an actual group e-mail I received this week:

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From: Dave
To: Sasha, me, Todd, phil, dharshan, jason, jenny, Julie, neil, ryanleib

Date: Mon, Jun 9, 2008 at 10:25 AM

Chicago Cubs are in town this weekend. Anybody interested in heading to the game on Friday night?? Let me know. I plan on picking up tickets on Friday at lunch. Just the cheap seats, $9. We can always move around to better seats. I assume we would drink beer at an event like this?? So, it could be a good time.

Come on!

Dave

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From: Julie
To: Sasha, me, Todd, phil, dharshan, jason, jenny, Julie, neil, ryanleib

Date: Tue, Jun 10, 2008 at 7:35 AM

Paul and I got tics over the weekend, see you there if you go!

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From: Vickery
To: Sasha, me, Todd, phil, dharshan, jason, jenny, Julie, neil, ryanleib
Date:
Tue, Jun 10, 2008 at 10:44 AM

Hey Dave – Brent and I are in. Let us know the meeting time and place.

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From: Angie
To: Sasha, me, Todd, phil, dharshan, jason, jenny, Julie, neil, ryanleib

Date:
Tue, Jun 10, 2008 at 1:28 PM

Hi guys--

I think you may be trying to email someone else... I'm Angela Copeland in Memphis, Tennessee.

Thanks,
Angie

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From: Neil
To: Sasha, me, Todd, phil, dharshan, jason, jenny, Julie, neil, ryanleib
Date:
Tue, Jun 10, 2008 at 1:47 PM

Memphis? Do you want to come to a baseball game in Toronto this weekend? You can stay with Jenny!

Friday, February 22, 2008

Elmo Goes Nuts

A funny article I found on Digg today:

Sure, it seemed like after the years of hard drinking, petty crime, and
run-ins with the law, Elmo had
cleaned up his act -- but a shocking report out of Tampa Bay, Florida, says
otherwise. A two-year-old's life has been turned upside down by vicious talk
coming from his favorite toy, Elmo Knows Your Name. It seems that after a recent
battery change, the PC-interfacing doll began spouting death threats of "kill
James" at the toddler, with seemingly no explanation as to how the new phrase
entered his vocabulary. The situation came to a head when the boy's mother heard
her son repeating the twisted suggestion. Of course, what she didn't hear was
Elmo's other threat: that he would "cut anyone who crossed [him] end-to-end with
a Bowie knife," and, "dine on their internal organs." Fisher Price says it has a
team of experts working on the case, and enough tranquilizer darts to put Elmo
down, "For good."