As I was driving to the resteraunt last night, I passed a man who caught my eye. He was standing on the street, accross fom the Orpheum Theatre-- and he wasn't wearing any pants!
At first, I wondered if I was missing something. Nope, he had no pants.
I thought he might be homeless, but the rest of his outfit seemed relatively nice.
He wore black leather shoes and a blazer with a houndstooth sort of a fabric. It was pulled down lower in the front than the back, I suppose to cover himself. On his head was a big fabric thing, made up to look like a decorative ornament. He also wore a purse and was behaving in an extemely odd way.
Someone pointed out later that the head ornament was probably his pants... and I think they were right!
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